Monday, September 01, 2008

Laugh

Every morning a huge man built like a wrestler got on the same bus.
"Big John doesn't pay!" he always announced before taking his seat. Tired of being taken advantage of, the scrawny bus driver finally decided to do weightlifting. Six months later he felt ready to challenge the passenger.
"Big John doesn't pay!" said the man as he boarded the bus.
"And why not?" roared the driver, squaring up to him.
"Because Big John has a bus pass," he replied.
-www.funnybone.com

For his birthday we gave our three-year-old son a Darth Vader costume. He put it on excitedly and told my husband in his best Darth Vader voice: "Daddy, I am your father."
-Brenda Evans

A man walks into a wine bar with his dog.
"Excuse me," says the barman. "No dogs allowed."
"Its OK," the man responds. "This is a super-intelligent, talking dog."
"Oh, yeah?" sneers the barman. "Prove it."
"What grows on trees?" The man asks the animal.
"Bark, bark," replies the dog.
"What do you find on top of a house?"
"Roof, roof," says the mutt.
"whats the opposite of smooth?"
"Rough, rough," growls the hound.
The barman realises he's being made a fool of and throws the man and his dog out.
"Well, I'm terribly sorry, Peter," says the dog to his owner outside on the pavement. "Just out of curiosity, which one did I get wrong?"
-Tim Vine



I had a good laugh and almost choked on my chips upon reading. Enjoy!

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